To remember for my Halloween wedding.
Ok! I am so doing this for my wedding! Needs to happen.
Just saw a dead cat. It had been hit by a car. My heart is dead. Poor, poor baby
how u gon carry a baby for 9 months and name it gary
how pretty do I have to be for weird guys on the internet to buy things for me
Admit it, the first thing we’d all do if we woke up gender swapped is masturbate.
I would pay money and make popcorn just to watch some of the men I’ve known in my life masturbate after being genderswapped. Not for any erotic reasons, just to see if they could even figure out how.
"wait, so which hole- what the hell- how do- *breaks down crying*"
"OW THAT DOESN’T FEEL GOOD!"
"You think?" *Eats popcorn*
do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”
Ballerina decks by Henry Leutwyler